How men can ruin a possible 1st date. Keep it simple stupid!

March 31, 2010 in Candid Thoughts

Dr. Reece is in the building! Funny i’m writing this because boy oh boy I can go on and on with this subject. On both personal experience and all my girlfriends experiences. FELLAS!!! What the heck is wrong you men in today’s society?? Were you never taught “how to court a woman”..? Or on “how to treat a woman like a gentlemen”..?? Men are beyond handicapped these days when it comes to “dating”…! HANDICAPPED IN ALL CAPS!!!! lol

It’s the weirdest thing. I was single for 2 1/2 years due too the WEIRDEST situations that never EVER made me want a boyfriend, or got these men past their first TEXT. Here are some things to consider when trying to get a first date, not a booty call (those are different rules lol) a first date.

Ever hear the term “Keep it simple stupid”..? I’m gonna explain  how this works. Women are very complex yet we all have very simple things we like. Even crazy or bitter chicks like a few common things. We don’t like thirsty men or men that make us feel “uncomfortable”, this is the easiest way to turn off a chick. Make her feel uncomfortable and it’s a WRAP! You will never get a date EVER. You ever see average guys with super hot babes? These guys got more game than all the fine men in the world. Nothing worse than a FINE man with zero personality. What a waste of sexy. lol Yes, we women think this way too. Wanna know these average guys get HOT babes? Wanna know their secret? THEY HAVE NO GAME! Get it? Keep it simple. Get your point across , don’t act thirsty, be courteous, observe her body language and LISTEN. Enjoy.

How men can ruin a possible 1st date. Keep it simple stupid.

  1. 1. The CTS Carpel Guy: If you like a girl don’t text her a million times. No chick wants to sit there and get  Carpal tunnel syndrome from texting. All we keep thinking to our self is “this guy is annoying me” with all these  texts. I aint gettin no CTS over this foo. Trust me fellas. We are thinking this.
  2. The Lone Texter: Have you ever texted a chick and she didn’t text you back?So you try again and still no response? So you wait a week and text again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again?????????? At this point you should realize that you are all alone in these texts. Yes, sometimes a girl is busy and can’t text you back. If that is the case, at some point she will  text you back. But, if after several attempts you still get no response. PLEASE!! Please save yourself the embarrassment, stop being guy #3 The  “pass this fool a glass of water he’s mad thirsty” Guy. It’s pretty sad. And just so you know. To add insult to your injury. Even though we have not texted you back, just know. We are definitely laughing at you and  showing all our friends your thirsty lonely texts. lol We are, I promise!
  3. The  “pass this fool a glass of water he’s mad thirsty” Guy: If you ask a girl (and it’s still on the first day of the first text) “send me a picture” those 4 words will haunt you FOREVER. It will most likely have a girl CRINGING in disgust. You will not get a date, instead you will be directed straight into the “ewwww” zone.We will automatically think you are thirsty. Don’t even try the “it’s for my caller id” trick. We are well aware of this trick.
  4. The Witty Guy: We LOVE humor. Even the most bitter chick likes to laugh. Make her laugh when you first meet her. I remember I once met this guy that was soooo not my type but this guy was so damn funny, his personality left such a great impression, I gave him my number. As soon as I got “the first text” before I even  read it I was already smiling. His first text saying hello was HILARIOUS. We went on a date :)
  5. The “did he fall off the face of the earth” Guy?: Oh my. Why does this guy exist? It’s one thing to not bug a chick too much but, not calling her or falling off the face of the earth will definitely NOT get you the date. We want to know you are interested in us, we like feeling important. Remember fellas, we run off of feelings and emotion.  If you are too busy to call or text a girl. Then why are you even trying to take girls out on dates? We begin to question things like. If this guy disappears for a day or two. Does he have a girlfriend? If he can’t even call me or text me? How will he have time for me? The games!! FELLAS!! These games don’t work. Let me give you an example. Say you planned a date for Saturday. But you didn’t call, text, email, nothing, for 3 days, maybe even 1 day. Then you pop on Saturday and say “hey girl we still on for tonight”…?? WTH? NO! Sorry. You missed the boat. Sorry but, you are not Obama, the president of the United States where you are THAT BUSY. Everyone has time in the day to pick up the phone or text. Us girls are definitely thinking this in the back of our mind. If you weren’t even thoughtful enough to call or text. Why would she want to go out with you?
  6. The Smart Ass: Girls don’t like smart asses period. There is a clear difference between The Witty Guy and The Smart Ass. We know them both and you sir are not Jim Carrey. In Jr High no one liked the smart ass.  Remember how annoying that guy was? 98% of women will think you are trying to out smart them and will take offense to your behavior. Just be you. If you have to act like a smart ass, we will see right through it and guess what? You will go straight into the “ewwww” and #7 The THIS GUY IS ANNOYING zone. No date!
  7. The THIS GUY IS ANNOYING ME in all caps Guy: This falls under #1 & #2 Persistence is one things and ANNOYING THE HELL out of a chick is another. Simple things like calling too much, texting too much, asking too many questions  and not listening. If a guy starts this up in a conversation it’s curtains for you fellas.
  • GUY: What are you doing Friday?
  • SHE: I’m going bowling with my friends. It would be nice if you came. **notice she just gave you the invite**
  • GUY: Who’s all going to be there?
  • GIRL: **she is automatically annoyed** She just told you “her friends” would be there.  So now she thinks you are not listening to what she says, and she is wondering what’s wrong with hanging out with her friends?? No date!
  • So, to wrap it up. Just be YOU! No games. Be a gentlemen, be thoughtful. If you’re nervous? Don’t be. When you go up to a girl just remember we get nervous too when first meeting a guy. Play it off, trust me, we are playing it cool too. Keep it simple stupid: Say hello don’t “holler” just be polite. Smile, then introduce yourself, exchange numbers and take it easy. Let things take their course. It’ so simple!

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